how do you solve... an impromptu song.

Sarai: (He goes to town while feeling down / He drinks his cares awayyy)
Sarai: (He snickers in the shadows and grins by light of dayyy)
Sarai: (His anger is quite frightening / When faced with it you say~)
Sarai: (I'll never have the strength to fight this Naix-man!)
Sarai: [da da da DAA]
Sarai: (He's got a f'rocious temper but his love for Mir is strong!)
Sarai: (He's ready to defend himself even if he's in the wrong!)
Sarai: (He'll web and flay and bite all while he sings this song~!)
Sarai: (You'll never have the strength to fight this Naix-man!)
Sarai: ... oooooOOOOOhhhh.
Sarai: How do you solve a problem like the Naix-man?
Sarai: How do you catch the guy and tie him down?
Sarai: How do you solve a problem like the Naix-maaan?
Sarai: (A lecherous serpent, a curious furry - a clown.)
Sarai: Many a thing we know we've tried to tell hiiim.
Sarai: Many a thing he ought to understaaaand.
Sarai: (But how do you make him stay and listen to all you say?)
Sarai: (How do you keep a child's toy in your haaaaaand.)
Sarai: How do you solve a problem like the NAIX MAAAAAAAAAAN?
Sarai: How do you hold... a Serpent... in youuuur haaaaand?
Elf: XD XD XD.
***Sarai bows with a flourish.
Sarai: I think I'd make an excellent Bard.
Elf: -thunderous applause-

posted by paradoxically correct @ 7:34 AM